- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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