A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

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