What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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