- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Pain Olympics.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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