what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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i hate non minorities!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A young baby died.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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