- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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