What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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