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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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