- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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