- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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