What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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NEVER

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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