Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A man walks into a bar

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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