- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

your so fat. your fat!

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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