yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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