- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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