- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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