- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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