- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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