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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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yolo your orange looks orange

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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