What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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