- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Get up Look in the mirror

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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