Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Sarah Palin.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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guess what what ...

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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