What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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