- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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