- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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