- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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