What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Democracy.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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