- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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