Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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