- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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