Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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