what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...