- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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