- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Jesus Christ

race-car = rac-ecar

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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