- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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