- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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