- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Knock knock Come in

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Anti Joke

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