Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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