A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I am a mime

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Anti Joke

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