- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??