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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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