- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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