What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

My jeans

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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