- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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