Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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