Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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