- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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