What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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i'm hard

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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9/11 my birthday

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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eat a hot dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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