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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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