- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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