A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Men's rights

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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