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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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