that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

A car walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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