- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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