- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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