- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

woman's rights

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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