- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

the WNBA.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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