- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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