Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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White men's rights

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Burp

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