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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A women left the kitchen.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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