- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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