- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Steve Jobs is alive.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........