Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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I have a really funny joke.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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NEVER

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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