- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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