- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

how do you call someone? use a phone

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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