- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Pain Olympics.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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