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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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