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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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