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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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