A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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