A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

civil rights

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A pope meets another one

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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