- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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