Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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