Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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