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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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