- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

ever tried african food? they neither

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??