Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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