- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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