Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Jesus Christ

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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