Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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