- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Drew Knowles is gay

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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