A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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