Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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My jeans

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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An anti-joke

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Turkey Balls

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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