- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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