Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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My mom

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Anti Joke

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