Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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