Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

My spelling is horrible

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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