- Anti Joke

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.