This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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I don't get it

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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