Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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haha

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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