- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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