whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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