- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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