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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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