Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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