- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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