In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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