whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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