Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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My jeans

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Anti Joke

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