- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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