What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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