Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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