- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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