- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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