Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Jimmy Saville

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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