- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

No

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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