ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

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