What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Knock knock Come in

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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