- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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