What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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autistic kids rock

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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