Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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123 f*ck off

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Drew Knowles is gay

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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