emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Hey Shea

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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