Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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