- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

womens rights.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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