- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chickens have become self-aware!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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