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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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