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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Jack Stevens

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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