- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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