What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Where's my baby??

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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