- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

I don't get it

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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