- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Anti Jokes = Drained

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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