- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

the economy.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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