What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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