Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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