What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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this website is a bad joke

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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