- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the man appear fat he is

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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