How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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