- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

No your aunties a joke

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

My spelling is horrible

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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