Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Yellow People !!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A lot eh?

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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