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an emo girl walked into a white room

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

America

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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