- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Gus's mom

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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