why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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