- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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