A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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