what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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My cat just died.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A man did not like this site

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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