Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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