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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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