- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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