Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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you will like this because i am black.

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Potassium? K.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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