- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Granny porn!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Dwarf Shortage

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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