Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

knock knock come in

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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