How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is funnier then 25 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops