How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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