"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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