- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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