The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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it was all Tagart

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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