What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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