- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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