- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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