Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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