Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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