- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

My cat just died.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Dwarf Shortage

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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