- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

woman's rights

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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