- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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