- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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