- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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