Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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12 in general

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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