It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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