- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

an american walks out of a strip club.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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