A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

i saw amango it splootered

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...