- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

womens rights.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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