- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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