whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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