What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

XD Jackass.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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