- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Gay rights.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

i hate non minorities!

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