Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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