Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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