class is canceled. My professor died.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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