- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

HELLO EVERYONE

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Actually it was me Josh brown

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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