Roses are red, yup.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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