- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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