- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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