- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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