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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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