Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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