What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

one stop shop

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti Joke

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