A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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