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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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