- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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