what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Anti Joke

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