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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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