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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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