If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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