Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

ever tried african food? they neither

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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