- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

whats black and strange a paki

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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