- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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