- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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