- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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