- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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