What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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bite me

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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