greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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