Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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