- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Nobody cares maddie!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Women's professional sports

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Where's my baby??

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A penis walks into a bar..

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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