Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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