- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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