- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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