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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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