Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Anti Joke

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