- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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