- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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