- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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