What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Women's professional sports

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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