- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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