- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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