Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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