Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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