- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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