- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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