Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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black people swimming

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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