- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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