- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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