You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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