- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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