One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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