what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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hi jonny

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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