- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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