roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Yellow People !!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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