Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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jews

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Anti Joke

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