Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

antonio has a penis head.lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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