- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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