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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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