Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

A baby seal walks into a club.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

I don't get it

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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