Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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