Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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