- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Knock knock knock OCD

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A baby seal walks into a club.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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