roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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knock knock... ...no answer

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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