If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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