Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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