- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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