Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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