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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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