- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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