What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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robin, get in the car.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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