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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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