What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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I agree

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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