- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Chlamydia

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Jesus Christ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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