- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

whats green and slimy? green slim

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

a dyslexic man walked his god.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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