- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

roses are red violets should be purple

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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