Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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