- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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