Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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womens rights

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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