Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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your face

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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