- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Suck pussy

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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