Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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69.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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