- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Get up Look in the mirror

how much fish could a chicken

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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