- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

i hate non minorities!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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