- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

miha kako si?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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