- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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