- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

I am a mime

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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