Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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