What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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