- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I am a mime

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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