Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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