- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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