- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

NEVER

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

the economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

woman's rights

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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