A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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