- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Badabing.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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