Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Get on the boat.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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