- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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