- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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