- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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