- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Women's Rights..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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