- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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