- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

My cat just died.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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