Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

So a bar walks into a man...

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Jovan

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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