The chickens have become self-aware!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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