- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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