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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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