Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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