- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A black man walks out of a police station

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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