- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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