- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A man walks into a bar. Ow

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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