- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

You know whats annoying? Steve

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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