- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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