My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Weaner

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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