- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Actually it was me Josh brown

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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