- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Whats the defination of cruelty

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

a person who will soon die of beeties

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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