Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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