- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women left the kitchen.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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