Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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