- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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