How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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