- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

asians have slitted eyes lol

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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