- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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