How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Dwight Howard

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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