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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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