- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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