- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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