- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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