- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

XD Jackass.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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