Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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how much fish could a chicken

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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