- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

knock knock come in

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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