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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

So a baby seal walks into a club.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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