- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A dancer walks into a barre

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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