- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A black man walks out of a police station

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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