- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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