- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock knock Whose there? 4

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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