- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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