- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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