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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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