Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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XD Jackass.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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