whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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