What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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How you know when dislextic

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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