did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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