There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

you will like this because i am black.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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