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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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