What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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