- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

can you touch your toes? no

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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