- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Women outside of the kitchen.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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