- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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