A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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