What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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