A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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