- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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