- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How old are you? 7

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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