What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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