Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A car walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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