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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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