- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

womens rights.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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