Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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