- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

so today i took a poop. hehe

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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