Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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