How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Please ignore this statement.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Knock knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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