What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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