A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

the WNBA.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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