- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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