- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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