- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

My mom

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Read a Book.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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