- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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