WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Tucker Rivera

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A storm be brewin!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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