- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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