Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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