- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Death by kayak

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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