So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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