- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Knock knock knock OCD

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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