A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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