(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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