- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

womens rights.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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