A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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