- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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