- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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