A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Pain Olympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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