I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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