- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

like most people my age. im 27

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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