Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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