- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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