- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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