- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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