Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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