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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

class is canceled. My professor died.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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