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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Pain Olympics.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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