- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Jack Stevens

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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