- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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