i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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