What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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NEVER

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Hey

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Anti Joke

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