- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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