- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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