- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How old are you? 7

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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