- Anti Joke

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?