- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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