How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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No it doesnt..

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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