There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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