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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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