- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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