What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A man goes to the potty.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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