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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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