- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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