Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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