Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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