- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

homosexual rights to marriage

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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