Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Denard Robinson

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Anti Joke

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