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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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