- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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