If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Cripples are lame.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

woman's rights

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats the stage after cancer? you die

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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