- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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