A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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