I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Your mom.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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