Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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