2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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