- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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