- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I am a mime

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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