- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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