- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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