What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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