- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dancer walks into a barre

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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