- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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