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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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