What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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bangers and mash?

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