- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

dat shoe shine tho

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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