- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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