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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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