- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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