- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

knock knock come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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