- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Hej Erik och Leo!!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

My jeans

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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