- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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