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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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