What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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