The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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