really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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