- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

this website is a bad joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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