- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

9/11 my birthday

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

eat a hot dog

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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