- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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