- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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