- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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