- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What are annoying? Ads.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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