- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

No

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A black man walks out of a police station

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Cheese

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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