- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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