- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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