- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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