- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What is funnier then 25 9/11

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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