What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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