What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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