Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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