- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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