- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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