- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

My children are mistakes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

alert('The Game')

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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