- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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