What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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How you know when dislextic

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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