- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A baby seal walks into a club.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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