- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Gus's mom

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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