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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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