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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.