Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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