- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

whos on the right track? lady gaga

scraggle is in you pillow case

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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