A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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