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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

there once was a black man who played basketball

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

If life gives you lemonade.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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