Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A baby seal walks into a club.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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