i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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