- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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