- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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