what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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