- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Your mom.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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