- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Communism hehe xd

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

The Ohio State Buckeyes

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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