- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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