- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What are annoying? Ads.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Charlie Sheen

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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