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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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