Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Women outside of the kitchen.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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