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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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