- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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