Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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My Nan, that is all.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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