- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Women deserve equal rights.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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