How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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