Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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