Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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