Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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