- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats black and strange a paki

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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