- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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