what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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a black man pays his child support

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Turkey Balls

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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