How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

a blind man walks into a wall

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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