- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Come in

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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