A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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