- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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