- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call an amazing person Good

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

woman's rights

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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