- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

You are joking right?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Badabing.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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