I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Women's professional sports

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

No

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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