- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock, Knock Come in

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

drugs.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

knock knock Dave's not here.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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