- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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