- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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