- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Diarrhea

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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