why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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