- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

whats white jizz

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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