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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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