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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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