- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Democracy.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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