- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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