- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

This is my favorite antijoke.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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