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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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