If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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