why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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