- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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