why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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