- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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