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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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