Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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