- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

My spelling is horrible

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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