- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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