- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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