- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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