- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

9/11 my birthday

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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