- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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