- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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