What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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