- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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