- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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