- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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