- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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