- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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