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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

roses are red poo is poo

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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