- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

FOX News: Fair and balanced

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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