- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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