You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what are you mike bibby?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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