What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Anti Joke

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