- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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