- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...