- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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