Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

thumb_up thumb_down +6

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

thumb_up thumb_down +4

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops