there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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I am a mime

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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