- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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