- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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