- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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