What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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