What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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