- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A penis walks into a bar..

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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