What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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