- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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