I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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