- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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