- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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