How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

NEVER

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Hello

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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