A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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