- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Turkey Balls

I love you

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Knock knock... Home invasion

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