q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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