What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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