whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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jews

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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