whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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whats long and black? a baton

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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