- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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