- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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