- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

You know what's natural? Bears.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Women's rights.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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