Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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And now a word from our sponsors

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Anyone can post anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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