- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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