What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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a man checks his mypsace

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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