Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Maths.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Sarah Palin.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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