- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

kieran is a homosexual

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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