What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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