Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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