- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

You're a big fat monkey.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

scraggle is in you pillow case

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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