- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

God is real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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