- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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