- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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