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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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