- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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