what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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