you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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what are you mike bibby?

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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