What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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homosexual rights to marriage

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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My spelling is horrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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