- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

ever tried african food? they neither

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

class is canceled. My professor died.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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