- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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