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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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