- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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