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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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