- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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