- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

LO AND BEHOLD!

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

women's rights

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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