- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

I don't get it

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

drugs.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

i hate non minorities!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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