why does the man appear fat he is

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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a man checks his mypsace

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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