- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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