What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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