- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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