- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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