- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I am a mime

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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