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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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