The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Yes

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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