- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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