- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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