- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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