Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

The chickens have become self-aware!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Tony Romo

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...