- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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