- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

The Labour Party.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Anyone can post anything.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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