- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

In soviet Russia...things are different

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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