- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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