- Anti Joke

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

my penis

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing