what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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