They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Death by kayak

69.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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