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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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