- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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