- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A car walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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