- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

you will like this because i am black.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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