What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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