- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the WNBA.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What are annoying? Ads.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Charlie Sheen

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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