- Anti Joke

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk