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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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