- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A black man walks out of a police station

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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