- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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