- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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