Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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