Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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