What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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sadf

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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My children are mistakes

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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