- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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