- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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