Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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American healthcare.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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