An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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son, you're adopted.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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