Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Black people are innocent.

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im jewish

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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