- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

jokes r dumb

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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