What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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gay marriage.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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American healthcare.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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potato

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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