Rob Bell

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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^that joke's not funny

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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josh simpson has cancer

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