A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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