How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

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