A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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No.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Freedom of Speech

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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jokes r dumb

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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