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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Rob Bell

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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GooglePlus.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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