Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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