Women's rights.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

arse

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why were corners made? For crying.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

The mets are 3-0 this season

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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