- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

im jewish

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Obama

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