Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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