A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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knock knock you may come in

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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