What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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knock knock you may come in

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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