A black person in the NHL

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

does this look unsure to you?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Women's rights.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

The chicken crossed the road.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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