Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Anti Joke

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