What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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So one time this woman was learning...

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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