- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

So one time this woman was learning...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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