Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Hello

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Lil' Wayne

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