Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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im jewish

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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