Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's 9 +10 19

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why Because

69

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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