- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I got shot, you laughed

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

johann grayson being liked

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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