Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Anti Joke

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