Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Anti Joke

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