Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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