whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Women's rights.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A black succeeds

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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