What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Steering Wheel Face.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Potato salad

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

This is not Will Smith.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Women's rights

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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