- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why were corners made? For crying.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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