- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

did you ever see a butter fly?

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A man walks into a bar.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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