does this look unsure to you?

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a horse walks into a barn

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Women's rights.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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ekoj

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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