What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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