- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Why Because

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Freedom of Speech

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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