- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's 9 +10 19

Why Because

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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