- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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