Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Black people are innocent.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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josh simpson has cancer

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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No.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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