what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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