- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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I have no joke. u mad?

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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