Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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gays

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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