Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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