A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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black people. that is all...

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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