A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Black people are innocent.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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im jewish

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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fart

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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