Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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...Jack Vale

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What what In the butt

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That's what he said.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Anti Joke

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