What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Slavery

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