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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Popsicles

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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