I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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No.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Potato salad

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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