What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

live babies

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Turtles

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

kennah campion... being nice

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

does this look unsure to you?

What do apples taste like? Apples.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A black succeeds

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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