- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Women's rights.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

penis

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The chicken crossed the road.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

I met a man today. His name was John.

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