Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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