Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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