Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

johann grayson being liked

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Women's rights.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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