How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why Because

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's 9 +10 19

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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