What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Women's rights.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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