- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Jews for Jesus

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

This joke isnt funny.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

penis

Knock Knock. F uck off.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

i like potatoes

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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