- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

I hate you.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Rob Bell

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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