What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

I like to eat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

GRAAAAAAAR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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