Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

The WNBA.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Turtles

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Jasper sucks.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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