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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

The Bible

You.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Anti Joke

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