Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

did you ever see a butter fly?

penis

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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