- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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