Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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