What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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