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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What time is it? 10:58

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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