- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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