what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Women's rights

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I won the game.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Women rights..

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Brett Farve

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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