how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Military intelligence.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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knock knock you may come in

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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