9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hitler

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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^that joke's not funny

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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My sister has to take a dump

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Ben is gay

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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