A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Women's rights.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Well, this is fun.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Jasper sucks.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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