- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's big? Jupiter.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's 9 +10 19

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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