What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hitler

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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