Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Kate

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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I won the game.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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knock knock you may come in

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Ruller

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Anti Joke

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