- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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