Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Lockerbie bombing

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

did you ever see a butter fly?

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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