Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Jasper sucks.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black succeeds

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What is Jason? Black.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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