Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

black people. that is all...

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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