why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Hitler

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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