What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Rob Bell

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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