What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's 9 +10 19

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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