- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

josh simpson has cancer

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

i have 2 penises

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why Because

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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