What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Child Prostitution.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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I won the game.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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