What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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