your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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come along children

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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