What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Women's rights

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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