Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Ruller

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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jokes r dumb

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Women's rights.

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Turtles

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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