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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

That's unfortunate.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

son, you're adopted.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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