Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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...Jack Vale

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Kate

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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