What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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The WNBA.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Anti Joke

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