A black succeeds

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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A ginger rapping.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Anti Joke

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