Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's 9 +10 19

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Women's rights

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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