YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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