a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Women rights..

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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knock knock you may come in

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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kennah campion... being nice

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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