How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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