What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

No.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Freedom of Speech

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Women's rights.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Anti Joke

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