How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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