I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Religion

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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A Jew returns change.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I hate you.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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