I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Women's rights.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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