Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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gays

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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