Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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