- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

black people. that is all...

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

So one time this woman was learning...

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! Come in.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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