What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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