poop.........

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Black people are innocent.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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im jewish

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