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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Steering Wheel Face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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