- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Lockerbie bombing

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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