- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Hello world

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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