look at there!! an entire dog!!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What time is it? 10:58

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Jews for Jesus

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

penis

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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