- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

no

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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