A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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potato

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Hello world

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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