- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why Because

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

live babies

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Turtles

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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