"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Black Poeple

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Military intelligence.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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