- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock you may come in

What's big? Jupiter.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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