You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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josh simpson has cancer

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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