why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

jokes r dumb

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

The WNBA.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What time is it? 10:58

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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