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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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