Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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This joke isnt funny.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Womens rights.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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