- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

penis

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

i like potatoes

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The mets are 3-0 this season

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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