- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Black people are innocent.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

I like to eat.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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