A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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i like potatoes

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Hitler

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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