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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

The WNBA.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Turtles

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Jasper sucks.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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