Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Well, this is fun.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

The Aristocrats

So one time this woman was learning...

What is Jason? Black.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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