A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

knock knock you may come in

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women's rights.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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