A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Black Poeple

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Myspace

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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