- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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