- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Black people are innocent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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