What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Women's rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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This joke isnt funny.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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gays

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Anti Joke

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