Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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I got shot, you laughed

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Women's rights.

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Well, this is fun.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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The WNBA.

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No.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Anti Joke

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