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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's 9 +10 19

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why Because

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

a horse walks into a barn

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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