I hate you.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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...Jack Vale

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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josh simpson has cancer

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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I won the game.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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