- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Chocolate rain Awesome!

what is white and sticky? glue.

im jewish

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

The size of Idris Elba's penis

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

knock knock you may come in

What's 9 +10 19

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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