- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

does this look unsure to you?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

black people. that is all...

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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