- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What time is it? 10:58

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Women's rights

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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