- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What time is it? 10:58

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

This joke isnt funny.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Womens rights.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What's 6+2? 16

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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