Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Aodhan Hearty

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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