- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

No.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What time is it? 10:58

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What is Jason? Black.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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