Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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