What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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gays

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Jasper sucks.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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black people. that is all...

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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