What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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This is not a joke.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Gay rights

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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