- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

That's what he said.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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