- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What time is it? 10:58

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Women's rights

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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