- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

I met a man today. His name was John.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

poop.........

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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