How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Blind people can't read this.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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