How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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