- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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