- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

A Jew returns change.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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