What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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