Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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