Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Your're racist.

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The cream, it is coming

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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