What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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