Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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A man was shot. He died.

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I woke up today

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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