- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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