- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

poopy is poopy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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