Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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