Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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