- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock!? . . No.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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