Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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womens rights

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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