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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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