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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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