What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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