whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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