- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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