What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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