How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

The truth is he loves her!!

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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