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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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