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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Face Hunter is scum

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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