What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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