- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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