- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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