a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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hi joshua

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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