Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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