A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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