Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What's 9 +10 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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