- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Women's rights

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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