- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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