What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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