- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

does this look unsure to you?

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

i like potatoes

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

black people. that is all...

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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