- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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