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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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