A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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