Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Black people are innocent.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What what In the butt

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Anti Joke

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