Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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no

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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nbjhfghl

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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