I like to eat.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why Because

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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