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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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