So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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penis

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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So one time this woman was learning...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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