- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I have no joke. u mad?

Johnny just finished his pie.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

son, you're adopted.

I hate you.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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