Black people are innocent.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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I like to eat.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Penis

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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