- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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