What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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