What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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black people. that is all...

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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dildo

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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