What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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