Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Child Prostitution.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Military intelligence.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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