What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A black succeeds

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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