A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Myspace

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Military intelligence.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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