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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

does this look unsure to you?

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

black people. that is all...

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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