A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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