- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

no

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

The size of Idris Elba's penis

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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