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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

james schmitt whats your last name

Why Did the throw up He was sick

This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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