Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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black people. that is all...

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potato

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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