- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock you may come in

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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