- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I met a man today. His name was John.

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