- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Black people are innocent.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

I like to eat.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

fart

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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