- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

i like potatoes

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Womens rights.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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