how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Hey, come here often? No.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Black people are innocent.

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