Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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dildo

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Rob Bell

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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