- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Black people are innocent.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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