What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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No.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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