What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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