- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

knock knock you may come in

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's 9 +10 19

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's big? Jupiter.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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