There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I won the game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Military intelligence.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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