- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What time is it? 10:58

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Women's rights

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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