- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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