An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I hate you.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Black Poeple

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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