Women's rights.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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ekoj

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penis

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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