Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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