Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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