- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person in the NHL

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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