I have no joke. u mad?

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

son, you're adopted.

I hate you.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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