How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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