- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

No.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Steering Wheel Face.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

a horse walks into a barn

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Women's rights.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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