Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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knock knock you may come in

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why Because

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69

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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