- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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