Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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