- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

American healthcare.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

So one time this woman was learning...

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

potato

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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