- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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