- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Jason? Black.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Johnny just finished his pie.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Rob Bell

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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