- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Anti jokes are funny

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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