Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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