The WNBA.

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Hello

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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cheese

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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i like potatoes

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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black people. that is all...

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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