Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A black succeeds

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Canada

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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