Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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The WNBA.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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