- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Freedom of Speech

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

women's rights

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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