A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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