Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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No.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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johann grayson being liked

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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does this look unsure to you?

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Exactly what?

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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jokes r dumb

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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