What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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no

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Black Poeple

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Military intelligence.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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