- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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