- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What what In the butt

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

knock knock you may come in

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Obama

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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