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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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