- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

try slamming a revolving door

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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