- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Beka has AIDS

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

politically correct!

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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