- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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