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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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