Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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