What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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poopy is poopy

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Anti Joke

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