A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Rylan Clark

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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