Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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it was all Tagart

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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