- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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