What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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