- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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