- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

These Jokes suck.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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