Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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