A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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