- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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