- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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