- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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