- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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