- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I think everybody should have a penis.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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