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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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