- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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