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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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