What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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