- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

who is really lanky? james cornish

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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