Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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