Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

like most people my age. im 27

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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