- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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