- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Actually it was me Josh brown

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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