- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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