- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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