How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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