- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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