Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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A pope meets another one

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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