What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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