What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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