What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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