- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Knock Knock! F*ck off

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Racial Equality

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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