miha kako si?

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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men's rights activists

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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