why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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12 niqqa 12.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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