whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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12 niqqa 12.

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j.p. is dumb

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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