Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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