- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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