- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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