Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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