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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How old are you? 7

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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