- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

I will create more jobs for americans

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

eoin burgin is fat

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

read this sentence again.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Happy Monday!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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