- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Massie is a fatass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??