- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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