- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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