Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Weaner

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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