- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

poopy is poopy

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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