- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A pope meets another one

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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