What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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i'm hard

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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