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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

an emo girl walked into a white room

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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