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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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