- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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