Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Hey Shea

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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