A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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