- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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