- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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