- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A women left the kitchen.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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