- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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