I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Diarrhea

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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