One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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