- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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