A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What page are you on The gay page.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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