What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Anti Joke

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