- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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