- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

a man makes a bad joke

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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