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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

In soviet Russia...things are different

XD Jackass.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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