- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

pull my finger (farts)

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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