What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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A lot eh?

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womens rights.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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