What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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