Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

knock,knock you suck

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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