- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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