Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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