Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Anti Joke

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