- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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