What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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