Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Happy Monday!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Anyone can post anything.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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