Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Women's Rights

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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