- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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