- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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