i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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