- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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