why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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How old are you? 7

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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