- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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