Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Dwarf Shortage

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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