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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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