- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Knock Knock. Come in.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A baby seal walks into a club.

No

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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