- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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