- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Tony Romo

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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