- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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