- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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