- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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