Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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