Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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