"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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I asked her where you were.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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