- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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