whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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