A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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