- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

I have read the terms and conditions

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

My wife made me a sandwich

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.