- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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