The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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