Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Tunechi

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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