Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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