- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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