- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1