What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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This is an anti-joke.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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