- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

woman's rights

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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