- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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