- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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