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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

race-car = rac-ecar

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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