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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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