Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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