- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do I hate? people

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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