- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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