Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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womens rights.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Anti Joke

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