What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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