- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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