- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's blue? The sky.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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