- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A pope meets another one

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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