- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red, yup.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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