What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Take part of what?

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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