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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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