Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

thumb_up thumb_down +1

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Chris Bosh's neck

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

thumb_up thumb_down -1

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops