- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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