What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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