- Anti Joke

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

pobody's nerfect

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.