You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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