What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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