A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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