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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

123 f*ck off

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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