- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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