- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why? Because.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's one plus one? two.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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