A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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