- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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