- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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