How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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