- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

I asked her where you were.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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