- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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