- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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