- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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