- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

how much fish could a chicken

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

woman's rights

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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