What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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