So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Your big dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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