what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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