An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A women left the kitchen.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Puns are terrible. I love them.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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