- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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