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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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