A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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