If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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My children are mistakes

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Anti Joke

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