- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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