- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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