Yellow People !!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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