what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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A pope meets another one

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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