- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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