My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A pope meets another one

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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hers a joke... japanese people

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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