I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Ol-ive

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