- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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