- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the fish fly It didn't

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

drugs.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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