Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Knock knock It's open, come in

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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