- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Weaner

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My dog barks when someones at the door.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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