- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Im taking a shit right now.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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