what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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