"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Neither did she.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

SHUT UP JP

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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