knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Ms Leong Sux

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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