- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Sarah Palin.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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