A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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