- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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