bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do I hate? people

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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