What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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