- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Racial Equality

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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