- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I'm rick james bitch

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

kieran is a homosexual

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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