- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

you will like this because i am black.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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my egg roll

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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