What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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