- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are annoying? Ads.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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