- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Andoni was here

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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