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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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