- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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