- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I'm Polish.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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