Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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