What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A Chinese man fails a math test

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

knock knock Goodbye

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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