What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Anti Joke

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