- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

scraggle is in you pillow case

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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