What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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