- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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