What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A man did not like this site

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