- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A praying mantis is very graceful

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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