One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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