My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anyone can post anything.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Anti Joke

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