- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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