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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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