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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Whose your daddy? Not me

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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