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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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