- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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