- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Women's professional sports

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I am a mime

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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