- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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