- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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