Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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