Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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