Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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