- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Where's my baby??

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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