I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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