How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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