- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

I agree

I like poop in my butt

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

cool

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Do you play piano? No

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

My Nan, that is all.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A kid has no friends.

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