What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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