That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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I'm tired.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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woman's rights

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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