What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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