- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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