- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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