- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's better than a stick? A stone

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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