- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A man goes to the potty.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A sober Irish individual.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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