- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

My spelling is horrible

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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