What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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