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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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