What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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