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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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