- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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