Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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