- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

You know what's funny? Rape

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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