- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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