- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what's white and sticky semen

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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