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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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