- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I'm rick james bitch

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

knock knock come in !

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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