What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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