- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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