- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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