Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Antijokes...

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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