- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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