- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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