I am a mime

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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