- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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