A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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A black man walks out of a police station

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Cheese

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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