- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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