- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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