12/23/2012

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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FUCK YOU

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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