- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

your mom was so fat that she died.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Sarah Palin.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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