Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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guess what what ...

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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