Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Jovan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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