- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

God is real.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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