A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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