Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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George W. Bush

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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