- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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