A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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