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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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