- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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