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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

womens rights.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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