- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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