- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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