Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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