- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I'm Polish.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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