Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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