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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

God is real.

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