What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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