- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Knock knock knock OCD

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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