- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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