- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Where's my baby??

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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