Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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