- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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