- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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