whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Yes

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

woman's rights

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

I? Everett

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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