- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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