- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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