- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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