- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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