- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!