What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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