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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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