Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Your mom.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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