- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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