- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How you know when dislextic

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

H o m o comes out as homo

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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