HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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