- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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