You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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