- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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