What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Beka has AIDS

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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politically correct!

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Anti Joke

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