I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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knock knock!? . . No.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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