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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

the WNBA.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Obama

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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