Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

andrew wagner

100 chefs walk into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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