A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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when debbie meets downer

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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