What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Anti Joke

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