Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Bob dole

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

I <3 Hitler

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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