Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

thumb_up thumb_down -32

k

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

thumb_up thumb_down -34

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops