- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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