- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

live babies

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Turtles

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

does this look unsure to you?

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What is Jason? Black.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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