- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Rick Perry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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