Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Aodhan Hearty

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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johann grayson being liked

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Women's rights.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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