What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

jokes r dumb

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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