whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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