What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Kim Kardashian.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Josh kissing a girl

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

DANA

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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