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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's 9 +10 19

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Obama

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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