knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Black Poeple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Military intelligence.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Brett Farve

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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