- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What is a dog? Bark

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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