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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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