Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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im jewish

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Anti Joke

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