- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

The WNBA.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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