- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

The chicken crossed the road.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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