Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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I like to eat.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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