Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Black people are innocent.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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im jewish

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Military intelligence.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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