Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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