What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

No joke.

A scottish man having fun

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

knock knock go away

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Turtles

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

69.... is a number

why did the man die? he got shot

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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