Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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William Raines.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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dildo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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