- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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