- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

I have no joke. u mad?

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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