Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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