Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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