- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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