- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Women's rights

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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