- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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