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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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