Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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