Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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