Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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i like potatoes

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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black people. that is all...

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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potato

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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dildo

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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