Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I got shot, you laughed

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

The WNBA.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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