Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What is Jason? Black.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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