- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I hate you.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

what is patrick wilson? smart

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