What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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