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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a horse walks into a barn

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Women's rights.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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