Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's 9 +10 19

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Steering Wheel Face.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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