Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do apples taste like? Apples.

did you ever see a butter fly?

does this look unsure to you?

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What is Jason? Black.

black people. that is all...

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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