An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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