why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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