- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

The Bible

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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