What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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