A black person in the NHL

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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