why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

johann grayson being liked

Women's rights

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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