- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock you may come in

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why Because

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Steering Wheel Face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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