GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

james schmitt whats your last name

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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