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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Is Carly smart? No.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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