You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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