- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Jews for Jesus

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

penis

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

i like potatoes

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