Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Jess Burns

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why....... Because.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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9:11 make a wish

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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