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Steering Wheel Face.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Anti Joke

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