- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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