What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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gays

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Womens rights.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Hello world

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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