- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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