THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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