What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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