Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Maths.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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