- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A pope meets another one

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

your life

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Gustavo Andrade

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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