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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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