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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Knock knock. Get out!!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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