- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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