Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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