- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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