- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

a person who will soon die of beeties

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Tony Romo

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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