- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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