What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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