What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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time to spruce up!

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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