- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

I like that, but why am I happy?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Communism hehe xd

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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