- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

whats the stage after cancer? you die

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

I C U P White stuff

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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