What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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A man did not like this site

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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