give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Balls

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

whats white and sticky? a white stick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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