Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did Reed read? A. Read?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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