What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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