You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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