- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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