In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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