A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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