- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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