What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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