- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Happy Monday!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Sarah Palin.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

every cloud has a silver lining

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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