What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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