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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Small Penis.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

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