- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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