Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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