Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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