- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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