Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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