- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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