Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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