Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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