Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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