How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

who is really lanky? james cornish

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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