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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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