- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How old are you? 7

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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