J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Rylan Clark

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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