- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

My spelling is horrible

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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