- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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