What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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