What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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