- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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