Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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