Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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