- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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