A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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