- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A sober Irish individual.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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