- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A man did not like this site

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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