Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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