- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

What's big and messy? A big mess

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