A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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