What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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men's rights activists

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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miha kako si?

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Anti Joke

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