Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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A women left the kitchen.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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