- Anti Joke

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you