- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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