Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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