Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A pope meets another one

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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