- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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