What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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