- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

an emo girl walked into a white room

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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