- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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