In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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