Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

the WNBA.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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