i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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guess what what ...

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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25

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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