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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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