what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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