"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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