- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A penis walks into a bar..

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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