Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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bite me

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

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