I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Donald Trump

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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