- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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