They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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whats black and strange a paki

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you will like this because i am black.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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69.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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