- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

miha kako si?

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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