- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Tall asians

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??