Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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