How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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