Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Take part of what?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Actually it was me Josh brown

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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