how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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