If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Democracy.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Women drivers...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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