- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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