BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A penis walks into a bar..

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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