Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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