When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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