Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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