Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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