Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

ever tried african food? they neither

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

I'm rick james bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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