- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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