Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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