whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

I asked her where you were.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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