- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Come in

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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