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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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