- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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