- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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