What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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I am a mime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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