- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

An anti-joke

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

a black man pays his child support

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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