- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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