- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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