- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

a black man walks out of popeyes

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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