How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Error 37.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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a man checks his mypsace

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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