Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

a man makes a bad joke

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

woman's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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