Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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