Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Anti Joke

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