- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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