What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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