Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

you see theres this guy.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Your're racist.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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