- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Get up Look in the mirror

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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