- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!