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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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