What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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