How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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