- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

josh sucks polish adams dick

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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