- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Yellow People !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A man did not like this site

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

My cat just died.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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