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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

whats the stage after cancer? you die

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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