- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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