- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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