- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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