yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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