- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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