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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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