Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Rylan Clark

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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