Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

I'm hungry.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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