Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Knock Knock.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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rarw

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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