Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

miha kako si?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Anti Joke

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