- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

noah is a scrub jungle

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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