B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What do I hate? people

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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