Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Racial Equality

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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