- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

So a bar walks into a man...

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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