How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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