- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

I hate Jews The Holocaust

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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