- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

America

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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