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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I am a mime

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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