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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

george goodburn is secretly mexican

No it doesnt..

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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