A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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I am a mime

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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