- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Get up Look in the mirror

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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