How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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