- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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