- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Rylan Clark

I like that, but why am I happy?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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