- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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