why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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