What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

why does the man appear fat he is

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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