- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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