- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A muslim walks into a gun shop

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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