What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

I love alchohol!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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