- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Indians

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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