- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

race-car = rac-ecar

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Jesus Christ

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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