- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A gay man watches football.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why dont they make black forks

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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