My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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