Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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