I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Bob Saget that is all

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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