Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what's white and sticky semen

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Anti Joke

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