- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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