What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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