- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I? Everett

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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