- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Dwarf Shortage

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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