- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

I am a mime

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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