- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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