- Anti Joke

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.