- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.