Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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