- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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