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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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