A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Andoni was here

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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