- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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