why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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XD Jackass.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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