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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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