- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

whats green and slimy? green slim

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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