What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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