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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Women.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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