- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I have read the terms and conditions

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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