- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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