What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Guest what in the butt

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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