three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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woman's rights

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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