- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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