Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Anti Joke

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