Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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