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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

this website is a bad joke

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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