- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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