A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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