- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what's white and sticky semen

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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