What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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