- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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