- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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