- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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