Take part of what?

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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I <3 Hitler

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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