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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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